I was at lunch duty today and seven turkeys showed up on the wall! They must have been hiding before Thanksgiving, just in case people thought they were still turkeys.
Hi, I am not a turkey. I am a tooth fairy. I use the teeth I get to make buildings in tooth fairy land. To get to my home from the human world, find the apple.
Hello, my name is Luke Skywalker. I go around teaching many turkeys the force. Oops, I mean Jedis.
I'm not a turkey. I am a priest. Look at my rosary. I go to church to pray and worship God with other turkeys. Oops, I mean people.
I'm not a turkey, I'm a robot. Look at my square head. I walk around space all day helping other turkeys. Oops, I mean robots.
I'm not a turkey any more. I am Santa Claus. I am with you to celebrate. I brought thanksgiving.
I am a big woolly mammoth. The only one walking on the earth. How can you eat an extinct animal? That's right, you don't!
I am not a turkey. I am Charmeleon. If you eat me you will be on fire. Stay away from me!
Let's hope there aren't any more turkeys running loose in the school!